After the huge success in
the monaco trip the team decided to hit
Nabil Bou Diab, and
Marwan Majzoub ... as usual il 3alam il
profession : pilote -
Abed and darwish
profession : kmelit 3adad
and takhfif masarif ( at least this is what
we thought )
Bob marji : guide in roma
... my bed mate ( no comment )
the plan was to go to
Roma and come back ... we decided on the way
back to pass by sienna and pisa ... to see
the pendent tower
( sorry AL pendent tower
w ya wayliiii ... ok later )
Supposed at 7 started at
boo : ma ana fayya2it il
shabeb 3milit li3layyeh (at 6)
maru?: w rji3it nimt ma
boo: akid !!
dado : (mbawwaz) leish
... ma 7ada 3abbaro ...
Ok directly on the
Autostrada to Roma 7:36 ... reached at 12:30
in the center. akeed on the road Abed sekit
...... w faj2a lil asaf bi fi2 :
- abed : leik man sheyif
hayda fout fi !! .... hmmm 7aram abed skot
!!! marra teni binem byirja3 bifi2
- abed: ana mitil ijri
!!! ....... abed skot !!!
we followed il bob advise
to go to the termini (train station) waynik
l3amma inlif inlif inlif
winta tzammirli tzammirli tzammirli ........
abed fe2 again
- abed : ..... kilna sawa
abed skot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that was it .. parked
(ya salam bi baleish waynik ya nice ?)
PS: we saw 2 trans
sexuals .. guys turned to girls ... with
high heels and short skirts ...7aram ya abed
.. fakkarto 7ormeh eh ?? .......... ya salam
3al sadmeh !!
we booked for a hotel (Torino
***) in the station ... yiiii w akalna
dunkin donuts for the first time in Italy ..
the room was a small suit
1 room with double bed ( ana wil bob)
w ghorfeh lal wled ...
hahahah fiha TV ( w into bta3rfo likfeyeh )
The plan inside Roma ( special thanks to
bob marji to provide us with the details
1st day:?Vatican city, Pzza di
Spagna, Pzza del Popolo, ....., Fontana
di treivi, Penthion, Pzza Navona
2nd day:? Colosseo, Hotel.....,
Ferro Romano(Ruins), Pzza Venezia, Via
del Corso, Fontana di treivi,............,
Bob was the guide in Rome
since he visited it b4 ... we got the maps
from the hotel ... eh voila ...
We decided to see the
Vatican city first ... and go up the Vatican
dome. we took the metro guess what from
under ground .. over the river then back
under ground :))
and yeah there was 2
girls very very ... they are worthy to be
mentioned ... ya bayyeh 3al violet ...
maru ken moussir inna
dirziyyeh cause all druze girls have great
By the way it was hot ...
it looks great .. ya3ni the piazza facing
the dome. we took some photos .. and up the
dome (waja3) yes 320 stairs ... min illi
albak bi7iboon .. w zawarib w3akfet
w saradib ..... w mish
ma3roof id meen eh biti meen ?? 3an jad 320
stairs w ma keno yikhlaso. mni7 ma 7ada
tara2 fos ken jeb ajalna bil hal saradib
If I was a bit fatter ma
ken michi il 7al !!! ... up there you can
see all: the Colosseo .. the river .. the
city .. the ruins ... great look
but very crowded up there
you think of falling...lal sara7a i thought
of getting rid of abed from there once and
After the Vatican ... we
crossed the boarders ( :))) ) to Itlay Roma
again. ya zalami on feet we travelled ...
bought some souvenirs min il soeurs
and continued walkin in
the sun ...... towards piazza di spagna ...
the street facing it was very crowded ..
akeed we only care if it crowded by girls ..
I don't know about abed (see above .. the
we wanted to take a
picture ( jouuume3iyyeh ) lal shabeb .. so
abed decided to use his .. shiyye7 way of
fouuuuuuuuuuuut (stimorol way) .. ma
- inti ya ewwww .. haddi
hal kamira !! (no comment)
We took the famous
picture ... behind us the stairs of la
piazza full of 7areem w tananir jannat al
7areem 3ala ard ... inshallah yotla3o bil
We entered between al
7oushoud .... and continued till piazza del
poppolo (as bob said it is great to see the
sunset from there)
w abbi3 raked ya m3allim
- bob : wlak yalla ya boo
- boo : 3amahlak ya
zalami tal3it il baba halakitna (320)
Up there great garden
with a view on Roma and the sun behind going
down to tell u ya bob ... lal sara7a ya3ni
... it is not a place we can b together in
ya3ni ... ken badda 7areem w sunset w osas .
bas yalla !!! hayda yalli tali3lna. bas il
shawfi ... sa7 ya bob ?
We continued dragging to
the hotel ... literally draggin ... ate
(here dado jara7 ido w 3ala nakad).. slept a
bit .. and back to night life .......
we went directly to the
fontana di trievi ... also there many
tourists gather near the water. Abed again
wanted to use his charm to attract a girl w
3ala la7za he was about to buy her a red
(allah satar)... continue
to the penthion and finally to piazza novana
... a big piazza almost similar the Milan
We sat and had a small
ice cream ... ya raytni smi3it kilmit il bob
....... akhhhhhhhhh. Anyway it was a small
ice cream for 8 euro ... SMALL ... but we
sat rayya7na shway
bas 7aram dado dafa3 1,30
on his salad de fruit +8 euro w ma tolo3lo
illa boule wa7di. Ya 7aram .. ma2set kif ...
euro w nos ya zalami ............ ya latif
there was someone trying
to imitate Michael Jackson. eh walla law
shefo ken shana2 7alo ...
after we died exhausted
..... za7afna 3al hotel .. willi msammit w
illi bala ka3b ijir w illi bala asabi3 ... w
ana ba3ayyat ....akeed adding some habal w
tiltikh w ishti3al ..........
like for a example Maru
kent feyit bi we7di ....... hiyyeh meshi w
houwweh ta7ash 3laya mashyit jagal
w ana min wara shouting :
hey man can I call u wide ass ?? lil asaf
her boyfriend ken wara
So I told maru 3ay b ya
zalami shou beik kint feyit fiya ....... ???
maru : ya bayyeh shou 3am
nitsallah ( no comment )
boo : hay ekhir marra (
guess why ?? )
sorry i was asleep
........ 7ad il bob ........
ran ill alarm wala 7ada
3abbar .........bas akeed meen bifi2 min tiz
il sobo7 ?? ............ eh eh eh ..... il
ya zalami ...... lawla il
bob sho mna3mil ?? ...adding to the bob's
professions : ALARM
maru under the covers
...... wala se2il baddo mou3amaleh. wil
chabeb absar shou 3amli bil leil .. killo
a3id w ilo jledi yfi2 ..........
hizzo 7alkon. all ready and alert to
*** 3 stars hotel ya3ni
breakfast she3il ...
Il boo ma 3awwaf shi
......... if you look at the table in front
of me and bob and maru. Ya3ni 3milna
normandi ........ ya wayli ........
on the exit of the hotel
there were 2 girls on some window takin pics
so sorna n3ayyitlon w asshirlon
wil maru nat w jeb il
cellular taba3o 3 peices ...... intact ...
killo kirmel soura bas shou banet ??
directly to the colosseo
Colosseo star� in piedi, Roma vivr�, ma
quando il Colosseo cadr�, Roma cadr� e
con lei il mondo intero".
"as long as the Colosseo will be on
feet, Rome will live, but when the
Colosseo falls, Rome will fall and with
it the entire world".
The construction of the
Colosseo began?in the 72 AD, in the private
area of the garden of Nerone, to the inside
of the Gold Domus.
This enormous structure,
could accommodate more than 50.000 persons,
all comfortably seated, was destined to
accommodate sangunari combats between
gladiatori and feracious beasts.
ok as you see above it is
a huge building but now after many
earthquakes and from the vibrations caused
by the metropolitana ... the colosseo is
they are trying to keep
it in shape but mostly it is now like only
20%, so the colosseo fell down ...... bas
the world is still on its feet ..
if maru didn't insist we
wouldn't have gone inside it inno we guessed
inno nothing there. bas yalla 8 euro and we
are in ,,,, also severly damaged you cannot
see the madarij all gone
Well ya shabeb dado ken
feyit fiya bayekha all day ... so arafna
........ w deyman kilna sawa
We took there some
memorial pictures with the combatents ...
people dressed like old fighters. bas shou
ya maru ... nzallayna ..... hajamo 3layna
wil souwar 3am bitsawwir
iili hajamo 3ala baydato
w illi 3am yokhso .. w illi kemshino mitil
il khiryeh bas rahibeh we laughed a lot
..... thanks Maru for the idea (10 euro)
tara2a maru tiltikha 3al
wa7ad bayye3 siri lanki he came to sell us
so maru tolo3lo :
"wil sa7 in da7 il boo -
wil wad tali3 la boo"
w 3allamne yeha ... w fet
fiya .. wbil jaw !!?
up a bit behind the
Colosseo is the palatino (for abed platinio
hahaha) nothing much but i guess il za3im
used to sit there ,... and it shows Roma
under. Just a small garden .. nothing much
back to the hotel check
out ... 7abbeyit il 160 euro .......back
again to the ruins of Roma the old city
Ferro Romano. Great but inno as basis ruins
... inno ruins shou baddi oul ... see pics
w 3ala toul akeed ya
bayyeh shou 3am nitsallah. bas just there
maru : this is the last
city I'm had enough of Italian cities and
boo : yeah me too !! this
is the last one .... mouch adir
again a small tour in
roma for some pics .. habbeyit gelato ... w
car is still there (waow)
...... hit the road to Pisa .. no more
sienna eh ma akeed. No planning no shit wi
kill wa7ad baddo ya3ti moula7aza hon w soura
hon w si77nnnnnnnnnni
ya3ni a trip in 5 ......
bad bad bad ..... maybe those 5 bas mouch
3aref inno ya3ni .. we tried 3 tamem ...
(Florence) 2 ... tamem (nice) 5 ........ (no
Inno il zalami walla
ti3ib ma3na w asbata 3an jadara ..... very
very good software and maps. he helped us
get out from Roma and take the way to Pisa.
we hit the autostarda toflorence and left to
ma 7ada m3abbara .
nothing .. 7a2leh ... small village .. wala
shi ... baz2a . sifr 3al shmel ........ STOP
..... erase rewind
The way to pisa ...
following my pc notes ... we were getting
there in no time. really a race with the
sunset we wanted to take a pic b4 sunset
..... arrived at a station filled some gaz w
asked it was 12 km ahead. 3al we still have
30 minutes to sunset
arrived at the detour I
was busy with the laptop and did not see it
...it was genova or livorno ... ok maru
asked right or left ??
- dado : right
- maru : followed the
advise inno the driver baddo kilmeh yisma3a
- boo :la2
wleeeeeeeeeeeeh mish 3ala genova
And that was it wrong
guess dado (raytak khrit w ma 7kit) we went
out of the autostrada tawords Milan w baddak
min ya3rif yarajji3na ...maybe 20 km we
found an exit
maru : khalas man we
continue to milan baleha hal tour
boo : la2 man
law la nos il liel baddo shoufo lal a3waj
We found an
exit to Lucca .... ok again I love you
laptop ........ gave the way from lucca to
pisa. 12 km ... only then maru decided to
continue ........ (al israr)
tarikah wasikon min nefsih wal laptop wal
co-pilote (boo) maru took the curves and the
bad roads and the almost need4speed tracks
feyit bil kwe3 mitil ma ken feyit bil bint w
her boyfriend see above !!................to
reach pisa ok
where is the tour??? .........
(thanks to my pc we knew
it is called torre pendente ) ask ... go
right go left diritto ... corner tal3a shmel
foot bil 7et ... nzal bil joura. ask ask ask
finally .. we saw two
boo : scuza ?
guys : si ??
boo : (seeing the tour
just in front of his eyes) grazie . niente
hahahaha, lak wayno ya
akho llllllllllllll .....
Yallla la77i2 .......
there was still ray of light (madonna)
bas i have never seen
somehitng like this how come ?? kif ?? mish
tabi3i. Lewi2 w mitil ijro .......
bob: man fik tou2af ta7to
bil shiti hahahahaha. 3an jad a mistery
Not to forget the Duomo
there is nice also ..... but this is
everything in the city
way back take the
autostarda A15 to parma .. then up A1 milano.
but lil2asaf A15 was heavily jammed ... so
we were delayed about one hour
w abed ykoun neyim w
mitil il 3adi yfi2 w yiddilo 7ikam. leik man
mish a7san ta3tiya 4eme ?? .... abed skot........
Of course only if maru
accepted to go to right lane ...(emergency
lane) ma kenit akhadit hal ad ,,, bas maru
insein bi7ib il nizam ... (ya mhazzab)
got to Milan on about
10:12 minutes pm ate burger king ... and
slept happily ever after ..........
special thanks to:
Marwan : Pilote -
Nabil : Pilote - copilote
Ibrahim : guide, alarm !!
abed, dado : providing
laughing material, nakad generating machine
: (Europ Routes Software) chapeau bas
130 � car
160 � hotel
137 � fuel
45 � toll roads
40 � colosseo entry
25 � vatican entry
559 � / 5
= 111.8 � total
other masarif for me
5 � picture
10 � calendars
4 � kishtben
3 � cards
8 � gelato
3.5 � gelato
2 � juice
9 � burger king
TOTAL = 156.3 �
trip to roma an pisa
....... last remark ... if I didn't see Pisa
pendent tower I would have said I threw all
this. but only for Pisa I pay more than 200
another mail for history